Red Lights Over Phoenix Return

First the video:



Now, this isn't the first time these have been seen. In 1997 people saw these not far from there and they said "Oh, those were flares" which is damn hilarious. In fact, one of the guys in this video mentions that. Now you can find different videos of this all over youtube, and really, we can be thankful that technology has embraced the information age the way that it has.

Do I believe in god? No. Do I think we'd be foolish to dismiss life on other planets? Yes. Do I think that this could easily be government testing? Yes.

Who knows what the fuck it is, but I know for one thing, it ain't going to be easily divulged.

Let's see what excuse they cook up next!

Kill The Cunt Kids That Beat Victoria Lindsay

So apparently people are even fucking shittier than most give them credit for. Case in point, the "teen beating" everyone is looking up on google. Victoria Lindsay was surrounded by a bunch of cunts and beat to shit just so they could put the video up on youtube.

Somehow these idiots didn't think "oh hey, this might be illegal"

Yeah, well they're getting shit for it now.

If you're so fucking desperate to get something up on youtube at least be creative. Make a music video for Evil Adam or just take existing footage of car crashes and other shit and set it to Evil Adam music. How's that for you?

Instead, no, we get scumbag idiot teenagers that don't know shit from shit just fucking each others lives up. I hope you get raped in prison, you dumb fucks.

Here's a hint: people getting hurt isn't funny if you're ganging up on someone, and even more so people only laugh when shit is unintended or a mistake.

Someone falling down the stairs: hilarious.

Someone getting pushed down the stairs: fucked up.

Hope you have learned a valuable non-music related lesson today.

Reservoir Dogs Ear Cutting Scene Spoof

So we did something at work a couple weeks ago, and this is the end result... by the way, this was planned and put together in like 45 minutes. Will Bookman is nuts... hence why he will be part of the Evil Adam insanity next year! Yup, my acting is Oscar worthy, especially with my tie made out of black tape!