Atheists Have No Produce Related Nightmares

Growing Pains was an ok 80s show, but then Kirk Cameron had to loose his nut and went Crazy Christian on the world. At one point he had a website, which is still up but has been changed, that pretty much did nothing but tell you that you are GOING TO HELL! I saw the site, laughed my ass off, sent it around to folks who also thought it was funny, including many who were Christian themselves, and then came across this awesome clip a few years later.



Ok, now that you've watched that you probably already can think of a thousand things that don't make sense with it, right? Don't worry, you're not the only one, but I think this guy says what we all have to say best:



Now that is just classic... however, they try again with peanut butter! Different folks have different strokes, but this makes even less sense than the fucking banana! Peanut butter? Yeah, check it out:



And thankfully Family Guy provides us with a clip that doesn't even have to directly argue with the peanut butter mess of a clip:



Ah, yes, this world is a fucking funny place and we are all part of the crazyness that comes with it!

Eat some steak!

The best way to have a good Friday is to ignore archaic religious traditions and have a nice drink, a good steak, maybe some romantic physical activity, and listen to some good fucking hard music. Some metal will do your rotten soul well.

I salute you, whoever is smart enough to have a REAL good Friday by doing whatever the fuck you want to.

YAY!