You're not reading this just because of a game...

Well I'm guessing you've killed a lot of people, screwed a few whores, and probably fucked around with cab drivers. You've listened to reggae, pistol whipped some Rasta Jamaicans and watched some TV.

Yes, Grand Theft Auto IV is out and the entertainment world will be feeling the blow soon enough. Will Iron Man feel the heat at the box office because of it?

Who knows, all I know is you definitely aren't reading this because you are playing the game on the PS3 or XBox 360... but if you are reading this, look for me on the Playstation 3 with my PSN Name - Evil69

Happy killing!

Sean Bell Verdict and Bad Ad Timing

First of all, I call bullshit on the Sean Bell case verdict. I know the police are supposed to shoot to maim, not shoot to kill at first so tell me how 50 shots is ok? The whole fucking thing is just a disgusting mess and sets a precedent as to what we can expect in the future... now on a lighter note:

I went to CNN.com to check out the news on the trial and lo and behold I witness quite possibly the worst advertising timing I have ever seen. Look to the right of the article at the ad that was displayed when I went there. I had to laugh my ass off but still it's just wrong! It wouldn't have been as bad if the kid in the picture was white and had his mouth closed.

Red Lights Over Phoenix Return

First the video:



Now, this isn't the first time these have been seen. In 1997 people saw these not far from there and they said "Oh, those were flares" which is damn hilarious. In fact, one of the guys in this video mentions that. Now you can find different videos of this all over youtube, and really, we can be thankful that technology has embraced the information age the way that it has.

Do I believe in god? No. Do I think we'd be foolish to dismiss life on other planets? Yes. Do I think that this could easily be government testing? Yes.

Who knows what the fuck it is, but I know for one thing, it ain't going to be easily divulged.

Let's see what excuse they cook up next!

Atheists Have No Produce Related Nightmares

Growing Pains was an ok 80s show, but then Kirk Cameron had to loose his nut and went Crazy Christian on the world. At one point he had a website, which is still up but has been changed, that pretty much did nothing but tell you that you are GOING TO HELL! I saw the site, laughed my ass off, sent it around to folks who also thought it was funny, including many who were Christian themselves, and then came across this awesome clip a few years later.



Ok, now that you've watched that you probably already can think of a thousand things that don't make sense with it, right? Don't worry, you're not the only one, but I think this guy says what we all have to say best:



Now that is just classic... however, they try again with peanut butter! Different folks have different strokes, but this makes even less sense than the fucking banana! Peanut butter? Yeah, check it out:



And thankfully Family Guy provides us with a clip that doesn't even have to directly argue with the peanut butter mess of a clip:



Ah, yes, this world is a fucking funny place and we are all part of the crazyness that comes with it!

New Message Board!

First of all, fuck the pope and his stupid papal visit 2008. The way people are reacting to his former-nazi ass is ridiculous.

I hope he sits on his long and pointy hat and gets ass cancer.

Anyhow, to important things, the new message board is live! Go to the board, sign up, and start chatting away. There will be exclusive stuff there from time to time, so don't miss it! You can get to it by clicking that board button up there!

Thanks!

Rene Rosa aka Evil Adam

Kill The Cunt Kids That Beat Victoria Lindsay

So apparently people are even fucking shittier than most give them credit for. Case in point, the "teen beating" everyone is looking up on google. Victoria Lindsay was surrounded by a bunch of cunts and beat to shit just so they could put the video up on youtube.

Somehow these idiots didn't think "oh hey, this might be illegal"

Yeah, well they're getting shit for it now.

If you're so fucking desperate to get something up on youtube at least be creative. Make a music video for Evil Adam or just take existing footage of car crashes and other shit and set it to Evil Adam music. How's that for you?

Instead, no, we get scumbag idiot teenagers that don't know shit from shit just fucking each others lives up. I hope you get raped in prison, you dumb fucks.

Here's a hint: people getting hurt isn't funny if you're ganging up on someone, and even more so people only laugh when shit is unintended or a mistake.

Someone falling down the stairs: hilarious.

Someone getting pushed down the stairs: fucked up.

Hope you have learned a valuable non-music related lesson today.

UPDATE: Trying something new... Evil Adam Ringtones?

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Try it out, let me know what you think. You can select ANY part of the song you want! Totally up to you!

I've decided that any ringtones I ever make will be free, so this post will be updated from now one with whichever ones I make.

Also, I have added the capability of making the Evil Adam Poster Art available as wallpaper for your phone!

Enjoy!

Thanks,
Rene Rosa aka Evil Adam

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No April Fools?

Nope, didn't do it this year... or for a few years actually, at least not that I remember.

Why? Well, according to Google analytics, about 4 people would have seen it yesterday...

Yeah, 4.

So, for you folks who are reading this now, all 4 of you, I thank you for that, at the very least. I did however do an April Fools joke for work, so if you want to see that one you can check it out right here. Sure, it's not as cool now that you know it is a prank, but still I think I did an ok job of it... right?

Anyhow, I was super busy doing QA on a new section of my job's website so I had to prepare the gag the day before and set it to post the next day. I didn't have time to do something for www.eviladam.com but hopefully I get to the next few years.

Yay!